As far as I'm concerned, there's only one guy on the planet that you ever want to go to if you have a technical issue... and that's Buzzamo. Forget about Al Gore... I KNOW who really invented networking.
Seriously, Buzzamo and the Pookster were kind enough to donate a couple hours of their time last night to fixing a tech problem in one of Foo Bird's machines. Not only was the problem fixed, Buzzamo identified a serious security breach in Foo's network.
It seems that Foo had left open a means by which Iranian militant's could have compromised her research on cold fusion and thus accelerated their weapon's program. This in turn, could have led to a potentially catastrophic situation in which all of Hampden would be rendered helpless in the face of an Iranian first strike.
Fortunately, Buzzamo caught the security breach before too much sensitive material was released to the public. Having been working on this issue all morning, I can safely say that the only information Iranian intelligence operatives were able to obtain was 1) the location of Jimmy Hofa, 2) transcripts of Martha Stewart's lesbian encounter while incarcerated, and 3) plans regarding how BGE intends on using its revenue increase to fund an energy initiative involving DNA-enhanced rodents and a giant revolving wheel in the Linthicum area.
Details regarding this unfortunate lapse in security have been turned over to Federal authorities as of 9:00 EST this morning. The initial FEMA response has been to raise the alert level from Yellow to a kind of Mauve-Chartreuse (i.e. people in Hampden can relax).
If there are any more developments, the Daily Pook will issue an Alert Bulletin for domestic consumption... so stay tuned to this URL.
Once again, on behalf of a grateful nation, I wish to thank Buzzamo and the Pook on their outstanding work.
Seriously, Buzzamo and the Pookster were kind enough to donate a couple hours of their time last night to fixing a tech problem in one of Foo Bird's machines. Not only was the problem fixed, Buzzamo identified a serious security breach in Foo's network.
It seems that Foo had left open a means by which Iranian militant's could have compromised her research on cold fusion and thus accelerated their weapon's program. This in turn, could have led to a potentially catastrophic situation in which all of Hampden would be rendered helpless in the face of an Iranian first strike.
Fortunately, Buzzamo caught the security breach before too much sensitive material was released to the public. Having been working on this issue all morning, I can safely say that the only information Iranian intelligence operatives were able to obtain was 1) the location of Jimmy Hofa, 2) transcripts of Martha Stewart's lesbian encounter while incarcerated, and 3) plans regarding how BGE intends on using its revenue increase to fund an energy initiative involving DNA-enhanced rodents and a giant revolving wheel in the Linthicum area.
Details regarding this unfortunate lapse in security have been turned over to Federal authorities as of 9:00 EST this morning. The initial FEMA response has been to raise the alert level from Yellow to a kind of Mauve-Chartreuse (i.e. people in Hampden can relax).
If there are any more developments, the Daily Pook will issue an Alert Bulletin for domestic consumption... so stay tuned to this URL.
Once again, on behalf of a grateful nation, I wish to thank Buzzamo and the Pook on their outstanding work.
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